From the back of the bus, I bless you, Hindoo -- the hat, your heigth, the perpetual 'wave' you had going on all night (not to mention the cell you couldn't put down), made it impossible to see or hear darn near anything the man said. Thanks.
Catahoula, since hindoo has SLS and Woodwork, I'd love to sit next to you. I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, just like Michelle Bachmann. (I may not be as attractive as she is, but at least I know that the founding fathers didn't abolish slavery.) My wife could have told you I'm a sucker for girls with big... brains, hayden. Let's do it again, sometime soon.
Other than reports she is desperately trying to tie herself to the Tea Party, the little I know of Michelle Bachmann is from the snippets posted or reported by those who either aren't impressed with her big... mouth, or those who don't approve of the Tea Party. That pretty much says it all, if you think about it.
-- Edited by catahoula on Wednesday 26th of January 2011 02:58:32 PM
Thanks for posting that, Artemis. ... Did you notice how grim everyone looked. Except for Eric Cantor, who was smiling. (Hmmmm. I wonder why?)
I had a jolly good time watching the SOTU with Samurai and Woody. Sam kept distracting me with cupcakes and wine, while Woody's erudite commentary was incomprehensible to this woman of little brain. But I'm used to it.
Personally, I found the SOTU a bit of a bore (again--the "little brain" syndrome), as I generally do, no matter who is giving it. I much prefer lofty campaign oratory full of promises that can't be kept, than earnest drivel about what's actually going on and what we need to do next. Meh.
Catahoula, since hindoo has SLS and Woodwork, I'd love to sit next to you. I'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, just like Michelle Bachmann. (I may not be as attractive as she is, but at least I know that the founding fathers didn't abolish slavery.)
Once again, Woody, you're far too kind. ... But tonight, you and Samurai will be figuratively sitting on either side of me as we watch, listen, applaud, and criticize the President's speech. I'll be thinking of you both.
Oh, and cat! You'll be sitting behind me. I'm nine-feet tall and will be wearing a stove-pipe hat. Plus, I like to sway from side-to-side while I watch presidential speeches. If you're lucky, you might catch a glimpse of the podium.
-- Edited by Hindoo on Tuesday 25th of January 2011 02:13:35 PM
It would be an honor to make your acquaintance, Hindoo...even if it meant having to sit in congress or even near a bouquet of liberal hippies that smell like hippies. Unlike the affectacious members of congress, I would indeed enjoy the moment of your company.
It could be quite entertaining during the speech tomorrow if every other person stands up and claps heartily (and gets the chair pulled out from under them when they try to sit down).
How about it we all sit together, though the right might be more represented (yes, please bathe, catahoula).
It could be quite entertaining during the speech tomorrow if every other person stands up and claps heartily (and gets the chair pulled out from under them when they try to sit down).
I doubt you'd want to go so low as to sit with me, hindoo -- there's little doubt in my mind that SLS smells better, for one thing -- but I'm willing, if you are.
(I could even bathe, I guess, since all the justices are sure to be there.)
I think the act of one side of the fence standing up and raucous applause, while the other side looks cranky is time-honored and plain silly.
We make kindergarteners sit together at lunch, even when they disagree. Sometimes especially smart teachers put together oil and water kids to make them get along. It usually works.
Sometimes it blows up. Let's hope the new seating assignment works well.
I see that a number of Republicans and Democrats are pairing up for the State of the Union address tomorrow night, rather than sitting half on one side of the auditorium and half on the other. Nice, symbolic gesture, by my way of thinking. ... Anybody want to be my pretend, across-the-aisle cyber-buddy tomorrow? For those who don't know, I'm a lefty. Only righties need apply.