Political & Elections

hope · Guru

RE: Jokes from last night.

longprime · Guru

Not bad.

PBO was on Letterman after their dinner.

busdriver11 · Guru

"Referring to his “Big Bird” remarks in the first presidential debate, Romney delivered this zinger: “In the spirit of Sesame Street, the president’s remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter ‘O’ and the number 16 trillion.”

Now that one was the zinger of the night!

pima · Guru

I didn't hear about he Sesame Street zinger with the letter and number.

I heard about the Biden joke.

Obama:

I went shopping today in Midtown at stores, Mitt went shopping for stores in Midtown.

pima · Guru

side note.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/10/19/article-2219961-1592A459000005DC-837_634x470.jpg

With all of the money Chris Matthews has, couldn't he spend it on renting a tux that fits him.

If I knew how to link the picture I would, but I don't know how to, you have to see the pics...he is sitting right behind Obama on the dais, yes right behind him.

-- Edited by pima on Friday 19th of October 2012 08:40:24 AM

winchester · Guru

Romney wasn’t shy about including Obama in his remarks. Including this zinger:

“Of course we’re down to the final months of the president’s term…As President Obama surveys the Waldorf banquet room, with everyone in white tie and finery, you have to wonder what he’s thinking. So little time, so much to redistribute.”

Romney also jabbed at Obama’s running mate, saying he wished the president had brought Vice President Joe Biden “because he’ll laugh at anything.”

Referring to his “Big Bird” remarks in the first presidential debate, Romney delivered this zinger: “In the spirit of Sesame Street, the president’s remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter ‘O’ and the number 16 trillion.”

-- Edited by winchester on Friday 19th of October 2012 06:40:58 AM

pima · Guru

I think there were some great one liners.

PBO:

I have to apologize to Chris Matthews, 4 yrs ago I gave him a thrill up his last week I gave him a stroke!

“Everyone please take your seats, otherwise Clint Eastwood will yell at them.”

MR:

"I've already seen early reports from tonight's dinner," said Romney, who earlier in the day learned that the latest Gallup poll showed him surging to a 52-45 lead nationally. "Headline: Obama embraced by Catholics, Romney dines with rich people."

“First, refrain from alcohol for 65 years before the debate. Second, find the biggest available straw man, and then just mercilessly attack him. Big Bird didn’t even see it coming.”

-- Edited by pima on Friday 19th of October 2012 06:28:20 AM